F*** John Stewart. Chicago pizza is better than New York pizza, unless you’re into eating cardboard kissed by the distant thought of tomato, that is.
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Always chicago invented good pizza.
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Does Chicago pizza come with a free drive by shooting?
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I can’t tell. There’s too much pollution coming from the New York pizza.
can someone explain the difference plz? is one crunchier than the other?
i like tombstone pizzas the best tbh. especially since they have a mixed meats one now 
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Those are two extremes of pizza.
Trebek, I’ll take ‘something in the middle’.
You’re going to knock on New York pollution compared to Chi’raq?
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California style!
I didn’t like the cornmeal in Chicago pizza and NY pizza crust is too thin/floppy
Lou Malnati’s FTW.
i’ve never been outside the Chicago o’hare airport, but i’ve had their overnight delivered pizzas brought to AZ, FL and NJ
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chicago style is less “pizza” than “tomato pie”, and i prefer new york style
that being said, i won’t say no to a free chicago style. maybe change my mind, hmm?
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Come on if someone comes to shoot you here just give them a slice and be on your way.
You can’t buy good Chicago pizza from a grocery store. You have to go to a pizzeria you trust or, preferably, to Chicago. I honestly think that’s why people prefer New York; you can buy that floppy crap anywhere.
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but, but, chicago “pizza” is just a casserole
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Chicago pizza is what dumpster divers eat, New York pizza is for people of true class and good taste.
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Now tell me what you personally think of Chicago pizza, as in don’t just hijack John Stewart’s rant.
Who? 10chars
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American pizza is disgusting.
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Chicago-style isn’t pizza though; it’s a glorified casserole with an identity crisis.
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Someone’s only had DiGiornos.
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What of Blizzard-style?
Ingredients foist haphazardly upon dough undercooked, and in place of sauce and cheese thou’rt but availed some tomatoes, a block of mozzarella, a cheese grater, and hammer, thereafter being policed by the staff to ensure thou takest it in but one mediocre slice at a time.
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