We all have them, and some are good, some are bad, some are cringe incarnate and some are just plain damn goofy.
For me, mostly because A) I work horrendous hours and B) I lack the enthusiasm for the game I once had, these are the character concepts I never got to make.
- Shal’dorei Priest of Elune:
We know that the Nightborn revere Elune, albeit not as fanatically as the Kaldorei, since the Nightwell cut them off from the rest of creation and they could not see the sky, eventually they came to believe Elune had ‘abandoned’ them, leaving only a few small shrines within Suramar itself and the once-great temple an abandoned ruin.
I desperately wanted to make a Shal’dorei Priest of Elune who was crestfallen to know the Kaldorei would have nothing to do with him and instead was stuck bumming around with the Horde, only for all the nonsense of Battle for Azeroth and then Shadowlands to hit, and have them kind of look up at Elune’s moon and go “…You alright up there, boss?”.
- Goblin Chef:
I wanted to make a Goblin who had created a fantastical backpack that allowed her to produce a variety of foods quickly and dispense them immediately to the paying customer. Just imagine the profits, no need to set up a stall or pay property taxes, just head out to the frontlines, dispense food, get the moolah, go home and laugh in Gallywix’s fat, stupid, greasy face.
Except it is Goblin technology and thus it never quite works as intended.
I intended her to be a Shaman, specifically an Elemental Shaman, and theme her spells around foods and drinks. Lightning bolt? The equipment malfunctioning. Lava? Hot soup, on the way! Frost Shock? ice cream! Healing rain? Whoops, looks like the drink dispenser is on the fritz.
Ultimately I decided I’d rather have Gen come back to his roots as a Shaman rather than keep him as a Beast Mastery Hunter (W/spirit beast pets) and the poor Goblin got relegated to the mountain of abandoned character concepts in the back of my head.
- Gnomish Technomancer:
Much like the Goblin, but rather play off of his professions rather than his class. A Gnome obsessed with the idea that with the right technology, everyone could have access to the utility of magic. Frozen foods would keep for longer, magical fire didn’t create pollution and wouldn’t require mass deforestation to sustain, arcane power could provide light, heat and comfort to the masses.
So he went out to test his prototypes and gain evidence to back up his thesis, get credible sources for his arguments and eventually create a utopia for the Alliance people that would end hunger, homelessness and poverty en-mass.
Except I suck at Mage-ery and Male Gnomes are firmly dead-center in Uncanny Valley territory for me and, at the time, when I rolled a Female Gnome, I immediately got targeted by a certain individual who really, really liked Gnome Feets and noped the heck outta the character entirely, when I realized no matter how many times I blocked them, they’d just keep coming back on level 1’s to pester me.
That’s all I am willing to admit to that I can remember off of the top of my head. What’s your Character Concepts that never made it to a fully realized character?
