Celestial Steed 2.0

The title say it all, I believed no need to explain further. :unicorn:

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Make it 90 dollars and I’ll buy it. And I will not be alone. Am I right, fellas?

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I want to reply with one of the Breaking Bad Scene, but I don’t know how to do it. Hope you see it :grimacing:

They should have called it Breaking Bread

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Turalyon and 50 Vindcators have entered the chat for that bad pun

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This mount is gonna make Blizzard more money than The War Within xpac sales.

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you’ve been talking about me all night. sounds like someone needs to get something off their chest.

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I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Sorry about that :pensive:

“JESSE, Jesse we have to cook Jesse. The bake-off is in 2 days, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

“Yo Mista White I - COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK COOF COUGH COUGH COUGH I think I - COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH I think I developed asthma from breathing in so much yeast”

“SHUT UP JESSE, IMBECILE. I HAVE LUNG CANCER JESSE. LISTEN: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH HACK HACK COUGH WHEEZE COUGH COUGH COUGH falls on the ground COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH WHEEZE GAG

“Mista White I… we gotta cook, Mista White get back up we were gonna bake a cake for Waltah Junior’s birthday, Mista White you gotta get up…”

Walt stands up and dusts the flour off of his clothes “Jesse. You’re going to distract me with a trifling matter like my own son’s birthday? I’m not some amateur Wal-Mart oven operator. I am a CHEF, Jesse. This isn’t some middle school bake sale. This is about my product - my baked goods - and showing the cartel that they will never hold a candle to what I bake. Am I making myself clear?”

“I guess so Mista Wh- cough cough Mista white… what’re we gonna do about that bakery that opened up on the corner down the street?”

Walt pulls a revolver from his apron pocket and slides it down the counter towards Jesse. Jesse stares at it as it slides off the counter and clatters to the floor.

“You know what to do, Jesse.”

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Mannnn… These are great green beans Mrs. White…

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We’ve had MANY store mounts between the Celestial Steed and this brutosaur, so this wouldn’t be 2.0 but more like 15.0 or something…

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