CDC warns against hugging Lizards

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Just a friendly reminder when grouping with the Lizard people.

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you’re undead why are you worried lol

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wut we lizard people needs some love too /sadface

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Maybe you should go tell the people in Goldshire that.

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I am worried about the no longer secret take over by Lizard people! Why are you not worried? I was all set to be on the winning team for a zombie invasion, but I refuse to be a part of a lizard man invasion.

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We need to start handing out hand sanitizer and plastic bed sheets.

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dont worry ill invite you into the Acherus
just need to keeping moving till they land lol

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We have been in quarantine for years.

Trust me… we are good unless the walking talking corpse gives me something.

sprays the undead with lysol

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this exactly…

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Even my Undead is laughing at this , love it!

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Another fun fact. The forefather of all Dracthyr was on TV at one point and ran a live TV show suspiciously akin to Krusty the Clown, complete with an audience comprised of children and an effigy of the maiden he desired. No I am not joking.

Ask me for my source. Go on, I dare you.

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I knew this thread would be crazy from the gec-ko.

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Crazier than people hugging and killing lizards? Sorry I meant kissing.

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Don’t be fooled by the CDC. Hugging Lizards is a way to beat them. Especially with new goblin gator grips seen here in action, just add champagne for maximizing effects.

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This reminds me of the time in one of my microbio classes where we were taught that children often get salmonella from kissing their beloved pet turtles and lizards. Poor babies :’)

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You’re not my supervisor! :dracthyr_heart:

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I see people know of what I speak and do not wish the great evil darkening the forums.

Smart.

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Just be aware that they might try to sell you car insurance!!

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I changed my mind. People need to know terror again. Come forth Lord of Dorkness!

Thank goodness the Dracthyr take more after their mother, eh? :wink:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I love that show, can’t wait for season 2 this friday.
Someone gave me something called Mageroyal earlier and started binge watching again

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