If you are Alliance and don’t feel like Step 1, follow these instructions:
Step 1: Locate said Orc you wish to woo.
Step 2: Find the largest Orc in closest proximity to said target of affection.
Step 3: Beat the living tar out of the Orc in Step 2 with your bare hands.
Step 4: If you survive, rip off an article of clothing, armor, or weapon from Step 2 Orc.
Step 5: Hand it to target of affection and repeat exactly:
“Me Strong. You pretty.”
Step 6: Have roasted beast and strong alcohol readily available to immediately hand to target of affection so that they have no opportunity to refuse eating with you.
Repeat until they fall in love with you, or you die.