i skipped all cinematics
read zero text chat
talked to sentient walruses
???
what is the real story???
Proto dragon is mad at dragon
Proto dragon is going to summon Elements because she is angry
Photo dragon has tiny little arms. Probably the whole reason she’s angry
I don’t know if that’s accurate I didn’t read it either
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So basically a long time ago
A crazy dragon used the forbidden power of the old Gods to seal away all dragon people because they were all fighting amongst themselves
Skip a head probably centuries & somehow dragon people all wake up
Angry thunder dragon lady is still mad at the other dragons & wants to take them out
That’s pretty much it
Nope. Learn it yer darn self!
dragon war. aspects vs not aspects
not aspects got locked up by the aspects cause aspects are goodie 2 shoes.
OH NO, PRISON BREAK.
prison break… awakens the place? o.O evokers best buds? =D
just one escape in break, they want to mc murder before she releases the rest.
raid spoilers :
spoilies
not aspect thunder lady buzz buzz the prison matrix. JAIL BREAK 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOOO
minor aspect stuff : idk there into crystals and oaths upon rocks. silly dragons.
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ugly dragons that can’t turn into hot elf chicks in skimpy armor are threatening a pretty dragon that can turn into a hot elf chick in skimpy armor. HOW DARE THEY, KILL THEM ALL
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Something something dragons.
And then these dragons something something about another dragon who something something other dragons.
Also Alexstrasza thirst trapping in a different outfit while Kelcgos is devolving into primordial goo with his new outfit.
If you clearly don’t care about the story, why should people waste time explaining it?
OP, if you really wanna know you can click on the little lore book in the map/quest menu. There are some summaries to read in there.
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Dragon go meow.
Angry dragon go rawr
Dragon saz we go rawr2!
Loot.
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now this is the most accurate summary that op can follow.
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the plot so far
The Jailer returns?!
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life binder? more like. jail binder.
Good summary really.
To be fair, I don’t think even Blizzard writers read their own story. I mean, it would explain a lot at least.
Still better than “me do all the bad things because me really try do the good things” Jailer/Sylvanas SL plot.
Actually I didn’t pay attention to SL story either.