Bye, Blizzard

All of my alts are within 5 to 10 item levels of your new dungeon. There are no forgiving mechanics. Every indication is that you want us to level all of your ugly mounts to the max in order to unlock your insubstantial progress. Well anyway, this cinematic sucks, and your story is bad. Restore our progress to some acceptable point. This is a disaster.

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Grumpy Dorf is grumpy ?

1: “All of my alts are within 5-10” And? Kharazhan was like that to.
2: “There are no forgiving mechanics” Suck it up butter cup, it’s a new dg, learn it boy.
3: “Level all of your ugly mounts to the max” …What?..Wait…You mean the waterstrider? Well sucks to be you.
4: “Cinematic sucks.” Eh, can’t blame you.
5: “Restore our progress to some acceptable point.” And here comes the moment when blizz slaps you and says “THEN TELL US CHILD!”

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Come my friend to my party. There will be girls/guys from every race. Including a few forsaken. Lots of beer, hard liquored, music, dancing and games.
We been going on for about three months right now

It’s supposed to be challenging. Does no one remember Karazhan when it launched back in 7.1.5? It was just as difficult as Mechagon is now. The mechanics for mythic groups were brutal for the first few weeks as groups developed strategies and the bulk of the playerbase got used to the content. Then it became more managable, more so when Blizzard split the dungeon in two and added heroic modes to each wing.

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This patch has to last 2 months, they make it hard to reward people who gear up.

Do you actually have any friends? You sound incredibly unpleasant to be around.

This guy gets it.

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The dungeon is challenging, therefore it is the game’s fault. Because this thought process has and still is flawless.

dwarves must look so cute when they’re mad.