Burning Tree Joke

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Man, I can’t play a day in Azeroth without hearing a single burning tree joke. I feel very sorry for my Kaldorei brothers and sisters.

Why not have the Lightforged do an orbital cleanse of Thunder Bluff and serve steak to everyone, just so we have our own cheap joke to throw back at the Horde?

Then they can be the victims! The Horde are never the victims.

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I had a night elf in my family tree, but it burned down.

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I feel sorry for void elves. You’ll never be true high elves.

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High King Anduin the giant crystal crusade wagon of faith and wonder is ready? Orders?

I mean surely we have another alternative, something that doesn’t sound so genocidal? Sir?

Well I mean we could always attempt an…

I just really like the phrasing of this post :smile:

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Hey! I objected to burning that tree too.

Don’t nuke us from space please.

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Hey leave the Tauren alone… they didn’t do nothing’

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Doesn’t really bother me, to be honest.

I chalk it up to crap-writing so I’m not particularly emotionally invested in the whole tree burning thing.

The event and storywriting itself is more lame than the jokes.

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I know, right? It’s like the jokes are on FIRE! :stuck_out_tongue:

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I would not go after the tauren as they revere life too much. Sylvanas’ remaining val’kyr is the only hope of stopping the Forsaken. From there, it is a matter of going after those abominations’ logistics.

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Orbital Cleansing Intensifies

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Aww come on now, he is just mad his cubby house was burnt down.

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That joke should’ve killed me, but you beat me to it.

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The Horde are never the victims.

Over a decade of being ridiculed for playing a BElf because people thought I wanted to be Horde but had to be “pretty”. Plus all the “no such thing as BElf males”.

If anything, Lor’Themar should have been the one to set that damn tree ablaze.

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To be fair… that is why a lot of people play blood elves. :woman_shrugging:t3:

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Those people are wrong.

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This is what I thought of immediately:

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Lol beef, it’s whats for dinner. Haha just kidding. Tauren are cool. Please stop sylvanas please and bring sanity back to the horde.

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It’s ok, they’re going to fix the tree. Ion hinted at it in the Q&A.

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Have you seen one? I hear they are pretty rare… Kind of like Painite

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You could always go for the tasteless slave jokes from post 2nd war.