You need to form a party to go into a deep dangerous dungeon, but nobody is around to help you. Fret not, you can create a party with 4 NPCs of your choosing, regardless of faction. You need 1 Tank, 1 Healer, and 3 DPS; you can fill any of these roles yourself. They don’t have to match up with what the NPC’s current build and you can choose anyone you want, living or dead.
Other posters will criticize your choices made so if you want Sylvanas as your Tank and Saurfang Senior as your Healer, good luck with that!
Tank: me
Healer: I can’t remember he name, but that Draenei we helped in Achindun in WoD. I absolutely loved her and she didn’t join my followers.
Dps: Voljin, lorthemar, Nobundo
Tank: Greymane. Yes, I think he’ll hold aggro fine.
Healer: Poen (Step 1 to keep tank really busy)
DPS: Vim and his stupid giant (Step 2 to keep tank busy), Aeda Brightdawn (Step 3 to keep tank really busy), Me…retalenting to Barrage.
I would take inspiration from Johnny Lawrence and only recruit super hot babes. No need for major lore characters, just four of the hottest babes the monk class has to offer.
Solemn voice
We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Vadimier, the mighty and noble Viking Santa. Who fell in battle today despite the herculean efforts of the Lady of Frost, the Cleave King, and Garrosh-who-is-Gruumsh. He relied on the healing efforts of Velen, known to be a disciple of RNGesus, who threw the precious healing orb beyond reach of the party. Velen, who is known to not know a single targeted healing spell.
He bravely held the line, fighting tooth and nail, and at the last his shield splintered and sword sundered he ripped off his helm and jabbed his unbroken horn into the eye of the dread beast that had beset these heroes.
We celebra–
What?
We celebrate hi–
What do you mean he isn’t dead? You don’t get better from a 10 story beast stomping you flat after you jab a horned helmet under its toenail.
We celebrate his mem–
Oh my Light… What do you mean Jaina ported Anduin over and he just cried and mass rezzed him? How am I going to make any gold eulogizing if Anduin keeps resurrecting anyone? Well… who’s body do we have in the coffin anyway?!
