Bring me back home?

So basically one of my really good RL friends decided to get back into WoW and had talked me into coming back after over 5 years hiatus, not that I ever expected to be away from Azeroth that long but life happens. So after some convincing, 2 epic edition expansions purchased, a faction change, and a realm transfer I was finally back and primed to get into DF. However since I cam back, my RL friend has since fed into life problems and hasn’t even logged on once since DF released. Wanna know what server my main is stuck on now? ICECROWN, which iykyk it’s dead as hell, and im not gonna lie playing Ally kind of makes me wanna throw up lol. So now that I’m 2/8M in vaults and stuck treating WoW like a single player game (no guild, no consistent friends, no social life) with some (Pug) multiplayer elements, I am left to my own devices. (which are hella poor, I pay my bills and feed my family and that’s all my Death Metal musician “pay” can do or else I’d just buy a transfer xD). DOES ANY KIND SOUL WANT TO BRING ME HOME TO ILLIDAN/HORDE AND SAVE MY LOVE FOR THIS GAME?! I have nothing to offer but friendship/constant free time/ and nsfw self-deprecating jokes lol. LOKTAR 'OGAR!

BTW, it’s ya boi. This is my main lol