stand on the boulder and run - it is a rolling land mount
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Nah needs to be a driven like a car. Haven’t you seen Spongebob doing it. As if someone would run on top of a boulder. The only other way would be having it behind you and you run faster and if follows behind like Indy.
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is there a steering wheel???
Nah, it’s invisible.
oimg. you are on to something.
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then how is it like a car
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
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Yeah but driving a rock car would probably take a massive speed hit. Imagine driving at 5% ground speed and everyone is honking at you to step on it. Until you get to a down hill and release your brakes don’t work and your going 1000% speed just cause your rock car is too heavy. Oh rocks are heavy.
No one will insure a boulder car.
Need a Flintstone’s type of car, character propelled. Considering how barbaric Orcs look, it would fit the fantasy.
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My mind envisioned Sora running on a snowball in Kingdom Hearts III
Just because he is a troll doesn’t mean all his ideas are stupid. Make it squish all critters for lolz. Maybe a barrel mount like in the MOP scenario. 
Giant Hamster Ball!!
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Finally, a thread that we all can agree on. Yes, we need this mount.
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Boulder of Sisyphus.
I would do the most heinous grind to get this mount.
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no we need this as a mount.
https://www.wowhead.com/quest=27779/gnomebliteration#
GEICKO will. They have cave men on staff.
This already exists… its a shadowlands toy from ZM.
Steamroller mount first.