lol i love this post haha!! Heres my long winded boring copy paste post 
(p.s. definitely not like the other 76000 guilds… click the link to learn why
Hey there! I’m Byndi, the GM of the guild Gnome Depot. 
We are currently recruiting for our AOTC team in preparation for TWW. I’m going to attach our guild page for you to take a quick look through, and if your interested… I would love to sit down and chat with you! Best of luck on your guild hunt!!