Blizzard’s master plan is clear

Make Tuesday the official “Touch Grass” day. Every maintenance extension feels like they’re in a meeting saying, “How long till they actually go play another game?” Tuesday isn’t a WoW day.

You did not need to make a post about it.

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True, but it’s Tuesday—what else am I supposed to do, actually not complain about maintenance? :zany_face:

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“Touch grass” is not witty nor fresh and new. It’s recycled to the point that using it might as well just be sheep bleating

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Someone just post a thing when the servers are back up and running.

If this goes long again, then it’s another sign that Blizz needs to just give a longer timeframe by default and then take the W on days they come in before the ETA.

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Quit whining like one, and find something else to do. Why do we have to sit here and tell others the obvious.. make it make sense.

They’re up and running.

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Relax, it’s just a meme post, not a manifesto :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
Blizz took WoW down, I took my sense of humor up—balance restored!

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I see. But, how am I, or anyone else supposed to know with all the nonsense trolling going on in the forums.. Anyway, All good mate. <3

pretty sure that’s been their plan for the last 20 years. Anybody who sits here on a Tuesday should be doing so purely for entertainment value and not watching the clock, hoping that the servers are gonna come back up. I just assume the servers are gonna be down until 5 PM Pacific standard time every Tuesday and then I’m never disappointed

Yeah, I’m sure they all hate their job but they are like that core of WoW players who hate the game but pay the company to play it anyway so they can complain.

Do you really think that if they hated their own game that much that they would stick around until the players left so the company would cancel the game and they would get fired?

Man…after 20 years you’d think this horse would be nothing but a pile of mush by now.

THERES NOTHING LEFT TO BEAT!!!

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Anything to avoid that weekly shower for the basement dwelling troglodytes you know this.

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Find something better to do with your time and not add to the spam.

No, the new thing is complaining about people that complain about downtime.

Nah, it’s the first thing

IMO forums should also go offline when servers are down

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Listen Pottah :sweat_droplets:

The forums are to remain online forever unless you give a mod a crispy sock bookmark!