Greetings my loyal subjects, I’m here to remind the good people of this zoo that having a big chest bring most joy in our hungry eyes.
So all players that aren’t playing a race with big meaty chest are missing out big times and should race change to the superior chest race pool.
Thanks and have a good day.
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YESSSS MY BROTHER!!! You speak the truth!!! /chestbump
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I would call you pathetic and weak, but your transmog is actually really cool.
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Throws a rock…“fetch boy! fetch!”
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Chests are okay, but a nice gut is where it’s really at.
- I have a built-in shelf/table.
- I have natural armor.
- I stay warmer in cold weather.
- I am very fun to hug.
- Dwarf women like my keg.
- Natural buoyancy.
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Thank you fellow chest showing orc man!
/chestbump
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It does kinda fit.
I cant say no for a nice rock
Gut are nice yes
Mmm, big muscles
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Yea but Orcs are also known to eat rocks. Is it really worth getting a big chest if you have to eat rocks? Better to be “fun sized” imo.
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Looks at all the muscular hunks
Whew, is it getting hot in here?
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turns grill off
oh umm sorry i was cooking up some chili on a grill while its in a pot.
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You don’t control my life dad!
The one and only.
Rock eating is tradition in orc community.
Hello my darling.
u better share that chilli or i will wack you.
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Oh I know, it’s why being a dentist in Org is known to be pretty darn profitable.
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Papa stop!
Indeed, those goblins making a lot of money.
The lack of male draenei and their MIGHTY PECTORALS in this thread has hurt me on a spiritual level.
FINE. I’LL MAKE MY OWN MALE DRAENEI. WITH NO SHIRT.
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I think you’ve been out in the sun for too long.