Bicycles in WoW?

Would have been 100% better as the Mechagnome racial mount.

Gimme a minute to think up a good murder-pun for a Segway and Dred will get to inventing it.

Dedway?

Dredway?

Kill-glider?

Gyro-balanced-murder-fun-wheels?

Anything would have been better than the dumb headless mechostrider that farts energy as it moves like a discount Iron Man suit.

I only use it on my mechagnome I’m leveling for the heirloom armor because he’s a meme. Heck, I made his IC name Tesla Steampunk. Given how he’s named his kid IRL, I feel justified.

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Aren’t the Orgrimmar zeppelins to Northrend bicycle powered?

Yeah, someone earlier brought that up, I think they even still use the old Goblin models on those zeppelins.

I’ve always found the gondola lift in Northrend very charming. It made me wonder/headcanon about more nature-attuned races developing technologies around simple machines, amplifying manual power rather than using a power source that could cause waste problems in the long run. TLDR Night Elves on mountain bikes.

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