Better Luck Next Time

Wyrmrest Accord
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A guy in an Alliance shirt was in line behind me at Wetzels Pretzels, but I got the last pretzel they had.

Haha better luck next time, Alliance. We eat pretzels on this server too, get that pretzel rating up and then come @ me again lmao lol :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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:weary::eggplant::sweat_drops:

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I got some new treats for my cat and she goes absolutely bonkers for them. The jar says they’re crunchy on the outside and have a creamy meat filling.

I am becoming increasingly tempted to try one.

Is that weird?

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Bro this is a thread about me totally smoking Alliance with my mad pretzel skills. Positive feedback only please.

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I’m envisioning a cat food-stuffed pretzel now.

And now, so are all of you.

I am not sorry.

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today while i was working at my wtzels pretzel shop, some horde main came through and demanded a pretzel…i give him a pretzel reluctantly, but little does he know i farted on the pretzel before giving it to him. i gave the next customer behind him a gallon of free cheese sauce

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I once passed a car in a 45 zone when that car was doing 30.

They had a giant Alliance symbol on their rear window.

Speed up, Alliance scum.

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Y-YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS OF MY PRETZEL RATING :pleading_face:

I said positive feedback only.

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Watching an orc eat a pretzel is like watching a dog eat a potato chip–they make it look so ridiculously good.

How’s that for positive?

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I avoid reliving my personal experiences in this area, but if you try one, be prepared for extreme disappointment.

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No worries there. My cardiologist says if I ever encounter something that’s not extremely disappointing I might die.

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My ego is not satisfied. MOAR.

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i think you’d be a good Doom/Quake/Brood War/Street Fighter player

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What about my hair?

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What hair?

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… I have feelings :sob: I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

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Nonsense, orcs don’t have feelings. That’s just science.

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YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING, DAD!

Woah. That’s deep-seated.

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I don’t like pretzels and I think they should all be banned.

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When I was younger I used to taste anything (other than wet food) that I gave my cats and dogs. Most of it actually tasted pretty good. A small part of me even kinda misses Meow Mix.

And yes I’m aware I’m just adding to the list of things I’ll never live down on this forum. :woman_shrugging: