I really want to share this one, but I don’t want to go on vacation.
(no I am not trying to incriminate others or force people to share against tos yo mama jokes )
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So then why’d you make a thread? Are you trying to provoke others into incriminating themselves instead?
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Yo momma so fat she can’t jump to a conclusion.
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No, not at all. I was just curious the best yo mama jokes people have come across. Like more of the non-against tos ones. Sorry, if it came across that way, that was never my intention.
I personally have NEVER seen a “good” yo mama joke in General chat.
50 DKP minus for the suggestion.
Yo mama so nice. You’re lucky to have her.
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Your mama is a beautiful woman with a soul so bright, she rivals the sun at high noon.
wiggles toes
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I prefer Pandarian is so big jokes.
My favorite is “When you walk past a Pandarian, you get a zone loading screen”.
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Another one…
“The Cataclysm was not caused by Deathwing, it was caused by a pandarian falling off his stool.”
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- Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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yo momma so fat chain lightening hits her for target cap.
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Yo mama so nondescript I ain’t got nothing to say. 
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Yo momma so fat all of her gear is of the Whale.
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I can tell you the best one’s I have come up with.
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Yo mama so overweight she uses the exodar as a belly ring.
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Yo mama so overweight the last time she jumped Un’goro Crater was formed.
That’s all i got to date.
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Yo momma so fat she masterpates (SP for reasons) to a cook book with a bottle of hickory farms BBQ sauce.
or my favorite in combo with
Princess Theradras
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Your momma is so fat, they milk her when they run out of cows.
Your momma is so big, she blocked off the entire wrathgate.
Your momma so fat she got world explorer title when she logged in
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