Best WoW jokes

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List your favorite joke used in WoW, past or present.

My personal favorite has always been:

I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more.
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What do noobs and rogues have in common?
They both pick locks.
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A dwarf walks out of a bar....
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12/09/2012 10:37 PMPosted by Girlsgonewow
A dwarf walks out of a bar....


Lol nice, I actually did lol at that.
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Funniest joke in WoW right now is the current state of PvP!
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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two.

One to hold the lightbulb in place and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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How many GMs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they just wait until everyone logs off and send them a mail saying that the issue will be looked at.

jk ily guys
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12/09/2012 10:37 PMPosted by Girlsgonewow
A dwarf walks out of a bar....


HA... dwarves walking out of a bar, that would be the day.
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12/09/2012 10:37 PMPosted by Girlsgonewow
A dwarf walks out of a bar....
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What does a Paladin have for dinner?

Bubble and squeak.
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whats the diff between a death night and a hooker?

There is none they both are cheap,easy,and spread disease
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whats the diff between a death night and a hooker?

There is none they both are cheap,easy,and spread disease


ROFL.

Why did Ragnaros buy an alarm clock?

Because Executus kept getting him up "TOO SOON!!!"
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Why was Kael'thas early to a meeting?
The time was merely setback.
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List your favorite joke used in WoW, past or present.

My personal favorite has always been:

I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more.


First of all that is not a joke. Its a copy of a song about smoking joints.

Anyway my fav joke (yes its also a copy but a copy of an actual joke from a movie) is:
What do you tell an alliance guy with two black eyes?
Nothing...I already told him twice.
=D
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2 Pandaren are in a Tavern.

One ask, "Hey, what Faction did you pick?"

The other Pandaren replied, "Kek!"

/HighPaw
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What does a warrior and marrowgar have in common.

BLAAAAAADESTOOOOOORM!!!!!!!!!!
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How many Gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it will take 5 random lvl 30s to clean up the mess after his lightbulb-o-matic 9001 has blown up the city and infested it with radioactive trogs and his mutated countrymen.
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Got to stick with the classic:

You know you are addicted to World of Warcraft when you hear your microwave ding, and you say "Grats!"

But I will admit, that Death Knight one may be a new favorite.
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What do Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood , Apolyon, the Soul-Render, and Nibelung have in common?

They are all hunter weapons.

What's the difference between a ganker and a catfish?

One is a scum-sucking, muck-dwelling scavenger, and the other is a fish.
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I dont get it.
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