So there we are, in the Plains, chillin’ out near the portal. We get down to 5 seconds left and suddenly hear…
You dare to steal from my crucibles?! I am coming for you, little worms. You will perish in flames!
Me: looks up “Uh… I think he’s headed right for us.”
Everyone else: slowly looks up
Goblin spawns.
People frantically trying to kill it.
And then…
So many dead bodies… 
Probably the only time one of those Goblin events was remotely fun
DBM voice : “kill add”
heheheh fun times 
It’s a good think that doesn’t spam achievements to the chat… because:
The laugh I let out reading this. 11/10, OP. raises glass
wait… people actually enjoyed a thing?
when Deathwing was out toasting the peasants, all we got was lots of QQ about it.
(i thought it was pretty cool… the first few times at least) 
Was it like Fyrakk’s?
AHAH! AHAHA! HAHAHA! AH HEHEHEH! AHAHAH! HAH!
this version is way cuter 
I was laughing so hard that I was crying. My cat kept looking at me like I was crazy.
More like Bwonsamedi’s
TOASTING THE PEASANTS OMGGGGGGGGGGG
People were FIGHTING over getting roasted on my server. It was GREAT lol