Your father must be a sculptor, because only a daughter of a sculptor could look that smooth.
You all can use this one time, use it wisely…
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“You should have kept your beard. No seriously you should have kept your beard. Now you have to buy me a drink.” - Brunden
…hic!
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If I weren’t purple, you’d see I was blushing
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“Hi. My name is -----. I’d like to get to know you. Could we go for coffee some time?”
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Dang gurl, you look like a before picture
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Did you get hurt?
You know, when you fell from heaven? wiggles toes
Dead girls do not say no.
“Only you could make me appear on cloudy days.”
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Every single one of you in here live alone and probably own multiple cats.
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Hi I’m rich
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Bold words for someone who lives that same way 
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If you were a bag of chips and I was a car battery; you’d be frito-lay and I’d be ever ready.
“I enjoy playing World of Warcraft casually, posting on the forums with strangers across the internet, and thinking about why the latest Star Wars movie absolutely disrespects the hard work of George Lucas AMA.”
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walks up, all smooth like
“Hey, uh… um… uh…” vomits, runs away
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Referring to me or Voidthulhu?
Referring to pick-up lines that work.
The forum reply feature picked you because I was on your post… sorry…
Oh, sorry.
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Such a way with words…
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