Take your pick!
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lot of ways to come at this one,
are we going flavor? cause I’d think the night elves would have a nutty gamey taste that would be off putting,
Humans are too bland, gnomes probably aren’t as well marbled as dwarves who would probably be the best meat for roasting, hmmmm
Gonna go with dwarves for flavor.
Now best from like an aesthetic perspective, I’d say some ancient night elf ending up eaten by a zombie human who probably lived like 1/100th of their lifetime would be pretty tragic, violins, mood lighting, could be a two person stage production
But then there’s also the whole dead human eating live human mans inhumanity to man angle which could be provocative…
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Gnome of course.
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Aaah that makes sense, BRAAAINS.
No it’s because they are abominations and you must adsorb their power.
I always wondered what was inside those decrepit undead people windmills, turns out it was GRAAAINS
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Dwarves are chunky. Lots of meat.
Gnomes. Hurry up and do it. They’re making me sick.
The answer is the one that hasn’t released yet, and can see you eating them!
Gnomes, gotta eat that cotton candy hair.
My vote is anything but space goats. Everyone knows the only way to use goat meat is birria tacos.
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Goat is actually pretty good in a curry
I would do some many horrible things to female space goats. Them being dead will not stop me. Cannibalize is the least. Free hoof job as well.
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Those Ogres and Trolls in EverQuest sure seem to like cooking and eating Dwarf.
I’m going to have to go with Dwarf as my pick. Probably taste like beer-marinade.
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But see that’s the thing, cannibalize is unfortunately raw and utensil free, I thought about how that would factor in but then remembered that not every thought is worth thinking and thought the better of it.
So this is why young draenei are rarely depicted in game!
Cabrito es muy delicioso y necesito para la comida mejor.
This.
The discerning troll’s choice for the cookpot.
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Hmm…I wonder…