Let me tell you a story of what its like being a Pandaren in the Horde!
Ji Firepaw: “Here we are! Orgrimmar!.. Look at all those spikes and mudhuts!”
Horde Panda: “Yeah… lets go see the Warchief now.”
Garrosh: “Sup, Warchief Garrosh here. You two are here because you want to join the cool faction, correct?”
Ji Firepaw: “Umm… yeah.”
Garrosh: “Ok then. Here’s your Orgrimmar reputation, and a few silver. Now go make the Horde proud and collect some bear asses”
Ji Firepaw: “Cool! we’re part of the Horde now!”
Horde Panda: “Yeah! I’m gonna go do some quests, what about you?”
Ji Firepaw: “I’m gonna sit here and never be a part of the story in this game ever again!”
Horde Panda: “Ok then. I’m gonna go quest in Silverpine Forest, seeya!”
The Horde Pandaren continued their adventure and made their way to the forests of Silverpine
Sylvanas: “Welcome to Silverpine. Do me a favor and go kill the humans over there on that island and bring their corpses to me.”
Horde Panda: “Umm… why should I do that? Those humans don’t seem to be bothering anyone.”
Sylvanas: “Because if you do then ill give you 37 silver and two whole bars of experiance.”
Horde Panda: “Ok, I guess I can do that!”
5 minutes of human slaughter later
Horde Panda: “Here you go! I killed all the humans just like you asked!”
Sylvanas: “Excellent! Watch this, I’m gonna call the Warchief and show him my cool necromancy!”
Garrosh arrives through a magical portal because he is too poor to buy a flying mount
Sylvanas: “Sup Garry! Watch what I can do!” Sylvanas raises the dead humans into Forsaken
Garrosh: “Oh my gosh. Sylvanas you little B!tch! that crap is disgusting! Ugh, I’m leaving before it starts to stink in here!”
Sylvanas: “That was cool right?”
Horde Panda: “Umm… yeah. I think I’m gonna go quest somewhere else now.”
The Pandaren journeys back west and eventually finds themselves in the Undercity
Horde Panda: “Maybe I can find some quests in here.”
Sylvanas: “Whatsup! Warchief Sylvanas here! what do you want?”
Horde Panda: “Warchief? what happened to that Garry guy?”
Sylvanas: “Garrosh? Oh, well, he kinda started being a huge @sshole so the Horde and the lame faction decided to team up and beat his @ss. Then afterwards some Troll became Warchief for like 5 seconds and then died to random NPC number 974523861 And then next thing you know, I’m Warchief for some reason!”
The young Pandaren stands confused