If you are enjoying a nice meaty snack don’t rub your eye.
I am almost completely blind in my right eye now.
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don’t ever rub anything on your face without washing your hands first…
if you have an itch you need to scratch, use your clothing!
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A tauren eating beef? Is that even legal?
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meanwhile chewing fresh goat cheese
Dunno
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Humans eat monkeys so I don’t see why not.
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Um, special dispensation from Rome?
Never had these problems with pretzels. Damn these silly diets.
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even worse, bats.
dang you, coronavirus
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I hear that if you can change the name from Coronavirus to Budlightvirus, a certain beer company will be very happy to offer to pay you 5,000,000$ usd!
Seriously? That sounds disgusting 
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There are bat people who eat bats now?
Just be fat. People like fat guys now. It’s official. Look up dad bod.
Shaven belly though.
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Now I am choking on the beef jerky.
That was really funny.
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Goes half blind but continues to eat it. That’s some serious dedication man
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You wonder why how there’s Chinese food, French food, Italian food, cornbread and southern food, but no African food stores even though new Orleans exist s? What’s up with that. I was told that monkey gristle was a delicacy there and got some beef gristle from a prime rib and the meat was good but the gristle was just. Urgh nasty weird chewy in a tasteless way fat. Not really a delicacy of taste but if you were starving I’ve heard of and seen pop up art dedicated entirely to Mexican mayo packets before.
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Having gotten bits of Tabasco, jalapeño, and Sriracha in my eyes at one point or another, I sympathize. Burns like fire for a bit, but there’s an end to it.
So was it a Slim Jim, Oberto’s, or something else?
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It was really tasty even if it tried to kill me. Plus I ran out of carrots.
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Being from the big easy, its mainly just French/creole food since Louisiana was a French territory
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Jack Links peppered, nothing too spicy so it was shocking when my eye began tearing up like a leaky pipe.
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You should eat all your food in one bite before it kills you.
At least then, you can only choke.
Seriously, bellies need to be shaven.
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Poor guy, that sucks! I’m so careful now after getting jalapeño hands and rubbing my face after washing my hands. I thought I was in the clear but boy it burnt my eyes…
I hope you get better quickly.
Oh and a beef jerky recommendation is Ol’ Trapper brand if you never had it! That’s my favorite on long car rides.
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