Becoming Pregnant

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I have been avoiding news about hte alpha. I want to be able to be surprised in Shdowlands.

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Better than in the middle of a tram at peak hour - speaking from experience.

At least it works to get surrounding seats vacated so a nine-month pregnant factory worker can finally sit down.

The ignorant men deserved to get their shoes splashed.

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No-one is advocating having WoW teach about the birds and the bees.

The OP’s idea would teach players instead that women are objects that can be raffled.

– much better :smiley:

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As a Sunday Post it takes the win, but as a serious post even if looking it with RPG eyes… I have to say: “Did you take your meds this morning or are you having a breakdown?” :rofl:

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Let the RP community take care of that. Less programming to implement, and only requires a great deal of imaginative storytelling.

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I’m sharing a funny bit of my history.

Admittedly I have a slightly black sense of humour, but I hope some others can have a laugh too.

No break-down; the only reason I can’t say the story ended happily is that it’s not ended - but it is happy.

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If nothing else they got an interesting story out of it.

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Absolutely not. If that ever winds up in this game, I’m gone.

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This would have an upside.

If you were suddenly transformed into a baby you could tell your evangelistic neighbours they can leave you alone now, as you’ve already been born again.

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Well, okay.

But the father cares for the baby toon and sometimes has to skip raiding, does half the boring daily chores, and 1/2 his gold goes tochild expenses.

If this is going to be a learning experience then let’s really teach how it is.

Oh, and once the child toon reaches about halfway to adulthood? The kid should ask to borrow your favorite mounts, sneak off to hang out in dangerous zones, tell you he/she is running away with a Dark Moon Faire worker, and have a 50% chance of spitting on you whenever you have an interaction.

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Something’s not quite right…

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what the funk

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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back?

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Just incorporate it into a pet battle challenge. Where one side only uses bird pets. The other side only uses bee pets.

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This thread should be banned/deleted . It is creepy and weird.

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No no no no followed by a no.

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What happens if you are the one that is DCed? Do you give birth to yourself?

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Which part of a 3 day buff/debuff system teaches about anatomy, physiology, side effects, potential dangers, and life threatening situations/failed gestational completion? Okay, so let’s say “perfect world, always healthy birth.”

A random person, without knowing why, is dced/asked to quit the game and forced to login as the newborn. at…approximately which age range? I’ve seen 10 year old child models, and I’ve seen 20 year old models. There’s no younger, older or inbetween models to work with. Not to mention Banarenth-Senjin would be all too happy to sacrifice their 50th slot character because 51st requires a delete to be created. RNGing this even further, let’s say the first 3 picks all have 50 characters, are all 3 going to be dc’d in spite of not having a free slot before a player 4 with an opening is found?

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You are reincarnated as the baby.

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So you are an Orphan? Does that mean a random player gets to adopt you for Orphan week every year until you are 16?

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