Becoming Pregnant

Milanas-zuljin · May 18, 2020, 2:01pm

If you want to look pregnant just roll a Kul Tiran female. Problem solved.

Hides from all the soon to be thrown rotten tomatoes.

Faohla-wyrmrest-accord · May 18, 2020, 2:08pm

This is where your train first derailed. And…

…this word definitely does not mean what you think it means.

Ah, Sundays.

Grayscale-aggramar · May 18, 2020, 2:10pm

at least I can say “what a new and different thread topic” without being sarcastic.

Cyniel-dentarg · May 18, 2020, 2:12pm

At least you made me laugh… I’ll give you 6 for effort, 0 because of the day you delivered it on.

Hellurs-tichondrius · May 18, 2020, 3:56pm

Funny you think and Orc would ever want to procreate with the likes of any elf form. Disgusting…

Hellurs-tichondrius · May 18, 2020, 3:58pm

this is funnier than the post itself hahaha!
Cheers

Huggywuggles-antonidas · May 18, 2020, 5:03pm

You see OP, when a scantily clad red dragon queen and a certain dragon clad gnome like each other very, VERY much, sometimes we like to hug in a very special way.

And SOMETIMES, when they do that “special hug”, an egg is laid. And when that egg is hatched, a new baby is born.

Damalys-kaelthas · May 18, 2020, 5:12pm

Maybe if you want to turn the game into a bigger sausage fest,this idea is bad and you should feel bad. The fact you’re implying you’re serious and not trolling is even more disconcerting. We got enough hurdles to jump for progression,don’t add sex discrimination into the mix too to satisfy a weird fetish.

Though FYI: you’re definitely trolling,just wanted to give my 2 copper on the absurdity of your suggestions.

Akston-area-52 · May 18, 2020, 5:14pm

Ickgetheroff-thunderlord · May 18, 2020, 5:14pm

ugh,
they say there are no stupid ideas,but…

lol

Paladina-kargath · May 18, 2020, 5:17pm

There is some pregnant Blood Elf art on DeviantArt, if you want the visual. I’d link but I ain’t taking no chances.

Kurtloder-azgalor · May 18, 2020, 5:19pm

This has to be the worst idea in the history of a forum filled with terrible ideas.

Congratulations.

Caelus-proudmoore · May 18, 2020, 5:22pm

This actually happened to Evitel.

Caelus-proudmoore · May 18, 2020, 5:32pm

Imagine if someone didn’t want to play the baby and they just deleted it. Infanticide.

Dreta-stormrage · May 18, 2020, 5:34pm

Why in God’s name is this obvious bait still up?

Akston-area-52 · May 18, 2020, 5:34pm

This is a super serious conversation.

Gaahr-whisperwind · May 18, 2020, 5:36pm

i have no idea what you’re talking about, i love the idea of entering into a lottery to figure out if i’m got some rando pregnant and then abandoned her and the kid

being a huge scumbag makes me feel good on the inside

Dreta-stormrage · May 18, 2020, 5:36pm

Just play Forsaken. Oh, sorry, they’re the protectors of the living now. Do uh… I don’t know. Male human paladin?

Gaahr-whisperwind · May 18, 2020, 5:38pm

I do actually need another paladin since my only other one is horde, so MHP it is!

Baelgon-zuljin · May 18, 2020, 5:38pm

10/10 would read again