I feel as beutifual as the humas i feel.
Everyone said I was just a short human until I became a Dark Iron, now Iâm not sure Iâm human enough to count anymore 
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You kinda are.
Kinda.
that be crazy women dont exist irl there is only anime figures. also i dont go outside that would require touching grass aint nothing worth doing that for.
Heroic bump for the fem humans.
No, female orcs are the best!
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But there arenât enough of youâŚ
Just point me towards the pie table.
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Iâm a beautiful human behind the vulpera mask 
/Presses F to consider
Can confirm.
I married one.
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This made me laugh pretty hard. It does get weird. 
Me too. And it works both ways. I have met people I wasnât really intially attracted to but as I got to know them and really see how awesome they are, everything about them started to look pretty great to me.
Itâs funny how that works. And I love that itâs a thing.
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It is weird and it doesnât look gud, imo but I do love horses almost more than bears xD
YOU?!
and ye to your last comment.
I wonder if there are any Filipino chicks that play WoW?
those digitigrade legs drive 'em wild.
says the plantigrade human
true. also, just like jackie treehorn said: the brain is the largest erogenous zone.
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HISSSSSS! Big words make me headache!
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just remember, if they primarily walk on their toes - their digits - itâs digitigrade. For even more mnemonic madness, you can add âgradeâ if you remember youâre walking uphillâŚaway from the words.
we plant our heel
or something like that. Iâm getting another cup of coffeeâŚ
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I know. I just wanted to chum the waters for the big word hating types that probably lurk around here.
well, i have a diurnal pattern of âflowers for algernonâ syndrome. some parts of the day iâm super intellectual, but the vast majority Iâm all âlol gifs.â
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You just jealous Iâm beautiful naturally and donât need no makeup to cover the hideous human face. 
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