Beautiful Humans

Assemble.

Too many Blood Elves and Draenei around these parts.

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Even with my raccoon makeup?

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I maybe dead but I am still human. :kissing_heart:

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Especially with the raccoon makeup.

Very well, come in.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I hate that woman are told by social media and Magazines for ( far too explicit long now) to eat very little to look like a blood elf - are some woman naturally that thin, yeah, but not most, it’s not healthy and it’s not attractive.

I wish real beauty was celebrated and we were not told to have fake baboon butt lips, spider eye lashes and rock hard fake melons up to our chin.

Space goats thighs (to their knee then it gets weird) and booty are beautiful. The tail is a nice tool too to spice up the mundane :upside_down_face:

I love female night elves the most (and only face #8) I wish they were a bit meatier with the muscle and it would be perfection. Strong and feminine.

But the most beautiful of all is within. I have seen “beautiful” ppl on their outer shell stop and drop to the negatives with their soul (for me, they aren’t even as attractive on the outside anymore) hopefully they grow with age, lord knows I’m still working on myself

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Sup? I wish we could use the dwarf ladies’ shield maiden hairstyle.

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A only good orc is a dead orc

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Breeding season is over zug zug. :face_with_hand_over_mouth::joy:

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You rang?

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Nah, a polite one is good too. Or a hot one.

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Oh alright.

(Shows ankle)

Teehee :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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I think love fool was trying to tell us that female humans are the most beautiful in game, obviously or maybe your prescription is worse than mine.

Greetings, we’ll meet.

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I guess that’s preferrable over Raccoon City makeup :upside_down_face:

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le petite mort orc

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Me assembled humin.

Me undead.

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I keep saying it and no one listens.

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Which is it?

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It’s whatever I say it is, that’s what!

“Women will like what I tell them to like!”

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