Regarding yesterday’s post I’ve decided there aren’t enough posts on this forum to adequately highlight what a dynamite guy Jim is.
Perhaps some of you would like to share personal stories of interactions you’ve had with the living legend himself?
Allow me to be the first. I and my 3 brothers were drafted into the Army during WW2. The Army learned my 3 brothers were KIA while I was deployed, and they sent Jim out to retrieve me. After an arduous journey with many casualties Jim finally found me and ordered me home but I resisted because my platoon was in a weakened position with German heavy artillery enroute. With a brief moment of reflection Jim decided to stand by my side to see my mission through. We blew up a bridge, then Jim made a tank explode with a .45 ACP 1911.
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Thanks for your service Jim
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I’ve never met him, but I’m sure he’s better than Slim Jims 
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Who is Michael Jordan? Who is Jimmy Hoffa?
Equally ridiculous questions.
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Ever since he started using his Peloton I am scared of asphyxiating when he clenches his perfectly toned butt cheeks.
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This is all accurate and true. I’m glad I was able to get you back home to your family, soldier.
Also, delete DH.
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Thanks for your service, Grandpa. I will always cherish the medal of honor you gave me
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I saw Jim at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.
When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly
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I’m more of a Werther’s Original guy. But the price was right on those Milky Ways.
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I’ve heard this story before, Jim told me about it on a park bench and even offered me a chocolate.
I had no idea you were in it also!
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Everyone’s being real nice to a guy that paid $700 for a void tabard code so he could send me all but 4 digits in an attempted to cause a mental snap
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Yeah every single cent was worth it to watch you mald over it lmfao
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Hey, he told me if you quit smoking you get the last 4 digits. Jim travels the world doing good deeds like Carradine in Kung Fu, but he doesn’t utilize closets in the same manner.
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Thank you for pointing this out, Sir Doors. Pardon me for attempting to enrich Amatox’s life and help him build towards a better and healthier lifestyle.
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