Beardless dwarf is violating the law

I’m not sure which law, but i’m sure there’s a lot of beard related laws in dwarven society. Or he is very sick and dying.

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Beardless Dwarf where?

O.o

hiding from justice

I agree. This is against some law somewhere.

He obviously suffered from lice and had to shave it off. He is currently waiting to grow it back.

#ThugLife

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Beardless dwarves are known as “gnomes”. And yes, they are violating the law, and deserve to be punished.

Beardless Dwarf? Uh oh looks like someone shaved a dwarf while the dwarf was sleeping. I could hear angry dwarf screams and yelling. You got one mad dwarf on your hands now.

Rule #2: Never shave a dwarf. Unless you want a angry dwarf.

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A beardless dwarf is the most dangerous imminently drunk creature in existence.

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The trade off should be all male races should bushey Mountain man beards

One nice thing about Covid is that most people shaved off those ridiculous beards so they could wear a mask.

What search would you have to look for to pull this post up from 3 years of posts?

Being a beardless dwarf is like having a blue V pill bumper sticker.

lol Most people definitely did not.