BG Blitz is about to become the Beyoncé of rated PvP in World of Warcraft, ready to drop an album of chaos and carnage that’ll have new players lining up faster than for a Black Friday sale. This fresh meat—I mean, influx—is going to shock the PvP scene back to life.
As these newcomers cannonball into the PvP pool, they’ll splash around in arenas and RBGs, reviving a scene that’s currently as lively as a mage with no mana. And let’s be real, the Arena and RBG community needs it!
This wave of new blood isn’t just good—it’s vital. BG Blitz could be the lifeboat that keeps PvP from sinking faster than a goblin who dropped his gold in Booty Bay. But to pull it off, the experience needs to be top-tier, with more layers than an ogre’s onion and rewards so shiny they make your inventory sparkle.
The current reward for BG Blitz looks like it’s going to be a pennant that’s basically a recycled version of the Legend reward from Solo Shuffle. If that’s true, it’s going to land about as well as a wet noodle. I mean, come on! We’ve all seen how that Legend reward was received—it was about as exciting as getting socks for Christmas.
Let’s be real: we need something more exciting, like a seasonal PvP ground mount. Now, that would make people go, “Shut up and take my time!” This is how you keep new players hooked—not just hanging around for a weekend, but sticking around long enough to become PvP veterans who can school others on the finer points of smack-talking and flag-capturing.
And don’t even get me started on the seasonal title, “Strategist.” I mean, really? That sounds more like a name for someone who arranges books by color than a title for a battle-hardened warrior! We need something with a bit more oomph—something that makes you feel like you’ve just single-handedly conquered Azeroth with one hand tied behind your back.
How about these instead:
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Ultimate Power (because, why not?)
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Overlord (because you totally deserve to lord over everyone)
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Chieftain (for when you want to command respect and throw an epic BBQ)
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High Commander (not to be confused with mildly elevated commander)
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Lord of Conquest (it’s like Lord of the Rings, but with more PvP and less hobbits)
I mean, come on, wouldn’t these titles make you feel like you’re ready to storm the gates of Orgrimmar or solo an entire raid? What do you think?