Ban Me Blizz! (Fun joke thread!)

This is not a serious thread. This is a fun thread to post jokes and puns in because 1) Why not and 2) Because

I dare Blizz to ban me for…

DOING THE HUMP DAY DANCE ON A TUESDAY!

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Hello, I am stealing this funny joke from the disco bot that Rhielle set up:

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

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looks at Wild’s mog

You’re straight fire!

giggles

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Thank you, I appreciate that! I went spooky mode for Halloween :smiley:

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I am shocked to see a Gnome on the edge of the dark side!

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A Sith gnome scares the crap out of me. Like an angry Yoda

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Goes to show you don’t gnome us very well!

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That’s because they are so tiny!

/In a good kind of way!

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Orcs. They smelly

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Q) What do you call a main tank that rage quits before the first pull?

A) A paladout!!!

giggles maniacally

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But the good kind of smelly.

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When you have to choose between melee dps, do you choose a rogue, the ret paladin, the warrior…?

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If the Lich King never existed, would his name be Arenthas?

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what do you call a maldraxxi not having fun? A necrobored

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“What’s this switch for?” Arthas asks, as Uther leads him into the cellar.

“For the Light!”

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What’s the difference between a Forsaken in a top hat, riding a bicycle, and Mechagnome in a Bloodsail Admiral Hat riding a Monowheel?

Attire!

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You know if they take off their clothes this becomes a Stripper dance! All dances should be removed from the game for “inclusivity” reasons!

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