Baine - should we be worry?

Baine is the heart of the horde.
Should we be worry? I mean if it was for that Mag’har wannabe Garrosh he would be dead by now.
Sylvanas is going to kill him and raise Baine to serve her as undead isnt she?
Damn…

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She’s gonna make him find the root beer jelly bean.

(Hopefully someone else has seen the show.)

I not be worry 'mon.

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I think Baine is going to act like he’s going mad and truly insane in his cage, but when the guards aren’t looking he’s working out like mad, eating all he can. Then he finally busts out Uncle Iroh style on a Mechano-Hog with German soldiers from World War II chasing him as he fires back with his pistol.

The Horde lolballoon swoops in with the dissenting Horde leaders aboard with Lorthemar piloting it with his hair flowing in the wind. Baine grabs a rope and climbs on.

Lorthemar lifts his sword into the air and says, “Onward!” as he pilots the balloon away and toward’s Orgrimmar where they then jump out and a 15-minute action sequence plays out.

It ends with Sylvanas and Baine fighting with samurai swords in the Valley of Wisdom. It begins to rain heavily even though it’s Durotar. Just as Baine is about to deliver the final blow, Sylvanas whispers into his ear and he drops his weapon.

She tells him Cairne, his father, was actually killed by Arthas in the Third War during the Battle for Mount Hyjal. He rose Cairne as a Death Knight but Sylvanas broke him free and slowly developed a romance with him over time that eventually produced Baine.

Yes, Sylvanas is Baine’s mother and also he is a Death Knight by birth. Realising this, Baine turns on the rest of the group and Sylvanas is able to rally her forces and retake Orgrimmar. We see Baine death gripping the other Horde leaders, killing them, and then the Val’kyr come in to raise them again.

At this point the Horde becomes the new Scourge and overtakes Azeroth, making it an Undead planet. Sylvanas and Baine mold it into their mother-son image and have everyone eating Vegan and avoiding GMOs.

When the Void Lords attack they are unable to corrupt anyone since they’re all Undead and a massive war ensues where Sylvanas and Darth Baine face off against and defeat each of the Old Gods and then finally they struggle against the Void Lords but Sylvanas is able to dig up their old tweets and get them arrested for Sexual Harassment, so the universe is saved.

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He deserves it if it happens. He’s such a traitor.

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Nah this is just part of Baine’s badass comic book origin story where he fights his way out of prison and becomes a demigod. Don’t worry.

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baine is a traitor…
I get it, he wants peace but after our new allies had there city sacked, civilians killed, and ships blown to smitherines baine tries to screech about peace negotiations… AT THE KINGS FUNERAL.

The alliance knew the zhandalari werent apart of the horde at this time. They could have done a shred of political research and sent ambasadors but instead they sent a army into civilian territory…

baine and saurfang lost all ties with the horde. They are traitors through and through.

well, these are the same people who locked talanji in a jail cell… for whatever freaking reason…
Well atleast sylvanis knew he was a traitor… Sleeper agent bomb dropped right in there laps.

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To be honest I still dont get it why Talanji was kept in that cell.

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i dont know either…
tbh i think its because shes a troll. There really is no other reason i could think of…

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I knew it would be written by alliance

Because she was trying to get help to defeat an old god

Alliance always did have trouble with “secret” corruption in the high ranks. Onyxia, abuse of their workers leading to the defias, pre-twilight highlands, benedictus, SI7 being lead by a demon in Legion

He’s going to be killed and then raised to be the new forsaken leader

this is my tin foil hat but…
i think its magni.

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Baine is not the heart of the horde. Hes a traitor and ally to the alliance

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Baine should be worried what Sylvanas will make him into :stuck_out_tongue:

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Here is what I think is going to happen.

The war between Arcane/Titan and Fel/Legion is done.

The War between Death & Void is just beginning.

The Horde is being aligned with Death.
The Alliance is being aligned with Void.

BUT… we all know Blizzard says we’re all going to be morally grey.

The Alliance is also being aligned with the Light.
And the Horde? Would make sense to align with Life/Nature.

Sylvanas & Forsaken: Death/Necromancy
Baine & Tauren: Life/Nature

and of course we have Alleria & the Void Elves: Void/Shadow
Turalyon & Lightforged: Light
Anduins seems to be mostly Light but the Void has been saying he might be tricked into doing the Voids bidding. And Tyrande? The Night Warrior has serious Void thematics.

I think they are going evolve the faction conflict into cosmic proportions.

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This is art.

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Sourfang and Blaine keep talking about “honor” but both do horriblly dishonorable things. Sourtooth attacked Malf from BEHIND and then wants to talk about his honor. He threw that away his self when he attacked from behind. Blaine is more of an Alliance figure since MoP than he has been the “heart of the Horde”.

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Figures an Alliance would think that.

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He is the next watched. You heard it here first folks! :wink: