Baine needs to beef up

Baine Bloodhoof is lacking strength and other vital capabilities that would allow him to become Warchief. Even Anduin has bigger balls than Baine as Anduin is not afraid to face Sylvanas.

Baine needs to warstomp his hoof down and bull up in BFA because if he sticks on his current path, he will always remain just another cow in the paddock.

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Yes, I’ve been feeling like Baine is a pansy lately.

In my head, he’s afraid of pushing back against the other Horde leaders. His father did, and was killed by poison in cowardly combat. He’s seeing Sylvanas display less and less honor with each play and he fears that if he upsets her she’ll poison him like Garrosh poisoned Cairne.

But that’s just my head canon. You can decide to accept it or not.

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#Make Baine Great again

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What if we just increased the size of his muscles by 30%?

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He’s such a ninny, I wish he was more like his father.

his relationship with Anduin is just plain freaky too… “honorary tauren” shudder

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To be fair, he’s got a new girlfriend he’s probably busy with every night, and he’s probably concerned Sylvanas will murder her in retaliation if he acts out.

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Baine needs to give into destiny and open up Baine’s Burgers.
I’m sure that even Allies would risk a trip to horde territories to visit one of many chain locations.

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Bench his giant totem things, i want to see a bigger bulk up than garrosh from normal orc model. I want him to see red and take the mantle of warchief if it isnt going to be saurfang.

No more Mr. Nicecow!! :cow2::cow:

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Then we’d have to reduce the aura by 40%

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Gamon has more support than Baine for Warchief. Just remember this.

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Baine, I believe has more wisdom and rationale. Sylvanas is Warchief. Turning on her is a risky step because unless you know you will win, you’re guilty of treason if you lose.

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‘Beef’ up. Hardy har har.

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Oh I forgot about that hussy.

Baine is just being a smart guy, he doesn’t want Sylvanas to burn everything he has down to the ground.

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Darn it, how did I miss that?

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He has zero presence. He’s shown up in important fights to smack things with a log, or stood around as window dressing, but he’s almost interchangeable with any tauren.

Compare him to King Rastakan. Just clicking on him gives you “Haha! It is good to be the king.”. You can feel the presence.

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Aw, no need to be rude, it’s not her fault that Sylvanas is a genocidal maniac, she just wants Baine’s totem. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Maybe cause your Worgen is too busy chasing the new vold elves.

I’m pleading the 5th.

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One whom is empowered, yes.