Baine needs to be served as food to the other Horde leaders

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“We have forgotten what makes us strong”

-Sylvanas Windrunner

I think now that Baine’s traitorous ways have been revealed a gruesome example needs to be made of him. I think instead of just executing him he should be made into a dish, perhaps chili (Scott Tenorman style) or soup or something, and then fed to the rest of the Horde leaders.

After this I think Sylvanas needs to explain what they just ate and tell them this is the fate which falls on all who betray the Horde. It is a bit ‘grey’ in a moral sense but it will ultimately prevent more people from trying to be a hero like Baine or Cairne or Vol’jin and instead fall in line behind the Warchief as they are supposed to.

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After that she should say “Tell everyone the Horde remembers, and that blight came today for house Bloodhoof”

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Calm down there Mortimer. The Horde doesn’t eat its own. References aside, that would just be cartoonishly evil even by Sylvanas’ standards. It’d be ridiculous and unnecessary.

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Yeah, she has too. In fact, it seems like everyone in the Horde has already forgotten it’s lesson last time we were beaten to near dissolution by the Alliance.

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I mean i’m for this solely for the comedy potential.

I don’t think any character is unsalvagable if placed in the hands of a good author. Silk was one of the worst spider-man characters, who got handed to a new writer and manage to make her book one of the best marvel put out in the 2010s

But in terms of humor i am 100% down for it as long as thalryssa and lorthemar have no idea what their eating until dinners over.

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This reminds me of another thread:

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Followed by them being horrified … and then going for seconds. :rofl:

… peace was finally brokered between the Alliance and the Horde when both sides realized how delicious honey sizzled Tauren steak was.

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This thread did remind me of that GoT scene.

But it also reminded me of the Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror V episode with Nightmare Cafeteria.

Imagine if they ate Baine… and liked it.

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All of BfA is ridiculous and unnecessary.

Why not turn the game into an actual parody of itself instead of pretending that the writing will ever be any good?

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So you made this thread on both the story forums and the general discussion forums?

That can be seen as spam.

Also, where was this “TRAITOR” outcry when Sylvanas disobeyed a direct order from Garrosh in Cata. She can preach loyalty all she wants, but she showed none to a former Warchief.

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It fits both forum discussion boards. It’s only spam if I had posted this in something random like the Warlock forums