Join (Bada Bing) Our DPS use skills that would make Chuck Norris proud, our healers practice real life Whack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt Marine corp drill sergeants. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and commit suicide. We are an Italian guild looking for Swedish members who speak Chinese with a Russian accent. Discord is a must, and we have the best t*tty bar on the east coast! Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We lost the Special Olympics, but we are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson. So if you’d like to join a group of fun loving dudes and gals, this may be the guild for you.