Awkward Question

Is there something on my face?

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Nah you good, rockin that two-color rubik’s cube look.

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Flattering but, it is on my face then.

Its the weird hat glitch. Have you recently changed your character’s face and/or helmet transmog? It can happen with certain combinations of older transmog that’s no longer available, messing with the forum code.

Didn’t change my face at all. Been wearing this helmet since it came out.

Did you know that the blue checkered box is actually canon in WoW lore? It’s true! In the book Polymorphic Rules & Regulations, which you can find in Dalaran, is the following excerpt:

Rule# 3: Polymorphic debaucheries are to be disposed of in a timely and DISCREET manner - The Public need not bear witness to the horrendous abominations wrought from a botched polymorph. Accidents happen, and the Kirin'Tor understands this. However public viewing of creatures like the Were-Whale, Mur-Elf, Amphibious Worgen, Flying Ooze, Grypho-Hippo-Wyvern, Qiraji Bunny, and the infamous "Blue-Checkered Cube" give us all a bad reputation.

In short, let’s get you in touch with a lawyer so you can sue the Kirin Tor for damages.

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Did someone say they needed a lawyer? Most goblins I know trust Goldwin & Goldwin & Goldwin, a new law firm out of Bilgewater Harbor.

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There is only one surefire way to remedy this issue…

Take off your skin.

Do it. Immediately.

Take off your skin.

Never took a Pandaren for a Night Lord.

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Now you got flames.

I just broke my finger mashing the “report” button.

Oh hey my helmet looks fine now I got my horns back.

I’m still suing, though.

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I’m necroing this because now I also need a goblin lawyer to sue Dalaran for cube related damages.

:notes: Its hip to be square! :notes:

Seriously tho mate, if it is still happening, have you tried logging out for 24 hours and then logging back in again on the forums? Take off your helmet in game, log out, log out of the forums, don’t log back in again for a spell and then log back in on both sides.

It generally cleared up most of my issues with the Infamous Cube, although in Gen’s case, he became the cube for about 2 weeks.

So I’ll either get rid of the cube, or the cube infection will progress. Hmmm…

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Well… suing real people, especially larger entities or whole cities, will cost a lot more than your typical lawsuit would.

But don’t worry Thomas, I have an army of parasites working on this. I’m your lawyer. I’ve got your back!

I’m cured from cube-itis!