Awakening the Machine is too hard

I mean, you’ve pretty much described the image on my Christmas card this year. so. yea. wow.

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I would rather walk than suffer that.

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Which mount?

I’ve done it each week on 6 characters. I’ve given up hope for that mount now.

But… magical circus…

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If I had my choice of ringleader for a magical circus it would almost certainly be Sumwun. Guy has a knack for the outrageous.

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I don’t even know why I’m helping the Earthen talk to the machine and I don’t want to ask him because that’ll give him the satisfaction of satiating my curiosity.

New Cirque du Soleil production: Wun!

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Nobody’s even bothered to question why this machine has a massive void in the middle of it, that appears to serve zero purpose except for a place to stand to use magic to fix it. Can’t he pretty much just stand anywhere? I mean after the pandemic, he should be able to WFH and remotely repair that hunk of garbage.

What’s the machine for? Wouldn’t it be frustrating if all it was used for was soda bottle topping? omg and dude doesn’t even offer a drink. to hell with him, already.

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What if the entire purpose of this machine is spawning mobs that kill the machine? What if we are standing in the way of progress?

Free your mind.

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Clearly we’re running into this situation half-cocked. We’re going to need a blue post up in here.

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How do you survive all 20 waves on an Arcane Mage? I kept dying over and over. The farthest I got was within the last set of waves.

A cool looking mech one.

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Sweet… thanks. Looks like I’m going to be going and doing that brain dead scenario. lol

Yea no its insanely boring lol.

The amount of healing NPCs they throw out too is wild.
Im over here /sleeping. Mans isnt taking damage

hard? my god

Demo is also easy. Doing on both demo and destro every week until I get the mount. After that I’d just farm for rep until I’m 25. Low ilvl demo was pretty easy as well :slight_smile:

gr8 b8 i r8 this 8/8

I read the title and I was about to flip

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Why are people able to loot my damn boxes after im done? Are those the boxes the mount comes in or is that the weekly one?

I got it from the largest of the four boxes. Are you sure they aren’t looting their own?