Assistance requested for OCE frens

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Dear OCE Community,

I recently learned that your country lost a war against Emus in the 1920s.

In an effort to help in your fight against the oppressive poultry, I would like to recommend instating a new branch of KFC dedicated to the sale of fried Ostrich and Emu. Since your country has neither freedom nor the right to bear arms like us superior Americans, we will allow you to buy slingshots and rubber bands which you will use to supply these restaurant chains.

Love,
Bwainard

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US education here for sure, them emu’s are not to be trifled with, they show advanced millitary knowledge and are battle hardened veterans, WE don’t need YOUR slingshots and rubberbands, you need OUR emus.

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Yes our superior healthcare and triple your minimum wage and our 4 weeks paid vacation time to your 10 days - you are defintely superior lol

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Yeah… no.

Those things sneak up when you’re not looking and beak you in the back.