Not Even other Humans Protect the city! Protect the perfect stone. PROTECT THE WATER! Protect that lushishs Varian statue.
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Oh dear, he’s gone full Ultron.
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Somebody got into the good voodoo.
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Is the king allowed to enter?
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Just put Warning: This City has been Infected with Blood Plague signs everywhere. People will Steer clear on their own.
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Are you allowed to enter? You said no humans, so that means no guards can go in either.
IF is better anyways.
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Maybe they are guarding the entrance and aren’t technically inside…
But that means the harbour isn’t guarded 
Dirty humans could be inside scuffing the perfect stones right now!
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Getting some real Monty Python vibes from this guard…
“Look, it’s quite simple. You just stay here and make sure he doesn’t leave the room.”
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Don’t monty python guards just tell people their parents smell of elder berries?
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I hear it’s airborne now
They also lecture people on the air speed velocity of a laden swallow. African or European?
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Yeah but atleast that is useful incase you ever encounter a strange magical bridge with a weird man that asks questions.
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But how much fun the guard would have catapulting your character up into oblivion.
Party at the Forge then, free beer from the Dwarves and the Gnomes are bringing shortcake, and Stormwind guards are not invited .
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Only Stormwind Guards are allowed in as well as the king! Tender Dates for the King may be given an Exception if they wish to become a Stormwind GUARD
Getting Under Anduin Rad Dates
Stay away from da voodoo, mon.
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Does this thread come with subtitles? 'Cause the OP ain’t making any sense.
Listen here you HMP, you are not a Stormwind GUARD so you must leave the area of Stormwind forever.
“I love Varian, he is a hotty I want to kiss on his statue so I am going to allow no entry to the city so I may have his statue all to myself”
Loosely translated.