-Be Troll
-Blame the humans and elves for keeping them down
-Live in the literal ruins of the city their ancestors built
-Too lazy to rebuild said settlement
-Too stupid to develop lands
-Yell “DIS BE TROLL LAND” whenever they’re losing an argument
-Get genocided every other expansion
Are there any redeemable qualities to Trolls?
I mean, if you mean “humans and elves genocided the hell out of them and raided them constantly”, sure.
To be fair, whenever they have a settlement that’s built up, they start abducting people and eating their hearts to gain their courage or some such nonsense.
Were void elves, trolls?
Laziest? Nah, I think that might go to the ones always talking about brews & slowing down. No wait, on second thought, what’s that group that Priscilla Ashvane belongs too?
Dem Pandas have done a good job for themselves. I don’t think they’re lazy, they’re just heavy set from all the surplus farming. That’s anything but lazy.
Fat humans have built cities, the greatest navy in Azeroth, and actually control the entirety of their island home. Their troll counterparts only control a single pyramid that’s been raided twice in the same year.
I don’t think I could call either Pandaren or Kul Tiran lazy, both races seem to go all in on their labor intensive jobs.
I really can’t think of a race that I could count as lazy in this game. If we’re talking about one’s that don’t do a lot of physical labor in their society, maybe Draenei and Blood Elves? But even that is reaching imo.
Maybe Gnomes and Goblins? Since they seem to specialize more in utilizing the resources their allies refine?
Yeah rituals and sacrifices would probably make people angry lol
they always have used blood or dismembering other races
They still tie sharp rocks to sticks for weapons, what can we expect?
The Darkspear are the worst though. They nearly got wiped out by murlocs and the only relevant Darkspear was killed by a basic legion soldier. Then he appointed that plot device as Warchief when she was the worst choice aside from Gallywix.
-Be Troll
-Chilling on Azeroth with your fellow Old Gods
-Everything is fine, eating other Trolls and waging war to your heart’s content
-Space Vikings show up
-Start destroying everything you built
-Super Uber Space Planet removes one Old God from the surface, ruining the temple your family built for years
-Space vikings kill everything in their sight until they get bored and go to sleep
-Trolls forced to live near where the Old God was
-Start developing horrible mutations
-tfw now they Elfs
-Elven population develops a superiority complex
-Blow up the landmass because YOLO
-Everything in ruins
-Try to settle anywhere, get pushed around by aids Space vikings and mutant Elfs
/cries in Darkspear
Goblins, no. They’re anything but lazy. They run the entire Horde economy, build almost all of the Horde’s infrastructure, and work like peons.
Gnomes, maybe. They haven’t even retaken their only city lmao.
Stay away from the voodoo.
They actually have, but think of it as inhabitable as current UC.
Good point about Goblins setting up the current Horde settlements with technology. You’re right, they do.
Yeah, I think if we’re picking any race for laziest, I’d go with Gnomes. Not their fault though, Blizzard doesn’t seem to know what to do with them.
How about you come back where you came from herpes ridden space viking!
You forgot the malformed, the herpes space vikings are the Vrykul.
What do you expect? They have not accepted the Light yet. Once they are converted to the one true religion and offer themselves up to the Naaru, their old, savage way of life will be gone and they to will live as civilized beings do.
Light be praised.
Aren’t Ztrolls light loa worshipers? They have prelates and all that jazz.
Not my Light 
I have not seen them at my local meetings, bowing before the Naaru
I was gonna argue, but that seems like too much work. Back to my hut.
NE’s couldn’t even put a tree fire out, they have mages, they could have summoned a bunch of water elementals.