Are Orcs Real?

Do you guys think orcs are real?

I think they are. Maybe they’re just hiding somewhere. I don’t know if on this planet or another one.

…What? How else do you think they were invented? They used telepathy/magic to give people an idea of how they look/act and then those people made them for the rest of use to see. I hope I can meet a nice orc some day.

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Well Elves make my cookies IRL, and Orcs are corrupted Elves.

So I vote yes.

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Hey, as long as Humans aren’t real, we’re all good.

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I hear their flesh tastes like pig, personally I would avoid eating them.

if you believe it to be

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Orcs are a state of mind! They’re real if you zug!

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Of course they exist. Who do you think takes care of Santa’s Reindeer?

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Nothing is real if you listen to this Donald Hoffman guy because we are living in our own limited reality based on only choosing experiences that made us more fit to survive and reproduce. We never needed to understand the real “objective” reality beyond our current knowledge which is limited to how we evolved. Just like you don’t need to understand all the math and electronics to know how to use a computer. The same concept is happening with reality. We don’t need to understand the real reality.

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ORCS HELP SANTA???

Wow, I love orcs now.

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Uhhhhh…

I’m just going to point out that if you search for “orcs russia” you are going to get some interesting results.

Well, my ex’s family were a bunch of ogres, so I suppose anything is possible.

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Orcs worship their ancestors and are shamanic. They are strong and generally simple (a few exceptions exist). Closely connected to nature.

I would say a lot of folks are orcish in nature if not in appearance.

I agree that if you zug hard enough yourself you can be an orc.

Im a void elf irl.

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Zug hug.

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Yes.

Someone built those pyramids. We’re only a couple more Egyptian archaeological digs away from finding the booterang.

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Orcs spelled backwards is Scro!

Not sure that means anything.

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If they are, I would love to meet a big buff Orc lady.

You need some ominous music with vague innuendoes that was stopped by a gov agency. All in a 15 sec presentation.

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Name checks out.
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Many pieces of fiction (i mean non-fiction!) have orcs portrayed as pig people, so just go to a farm n start lookin.

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