*aproaches you*

H-hey smiles awkwardly I just wanted to t-tell you blushes that you’re really cute and blushes harder that m-maybe if you wanted to bursts blood vessel in left eye which begins slowly filling with blood from blushing even harder w-we could maybe fight some demons in the maw some time. bursts blood vessel in right eye from furious blushing O-only if you wanted to of course I’m a nice guy blood begins pouring out of both nostrils from hard throbbing blushing and like, I’d be the one in Ooribos crafting you raid food (jk) A-anyways bursts blood vessel in brain as blushing climaxes . dies from aneurysm

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