[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

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Warlock

  • Warlocks are refusing to share their souls with Demon Hunters.

  • Almost certainly unrelated to the above, several Warlock spells seem to have gone missing:

    • Dark Soul
    • Soul Conduit
    • Soul Strike
    • Sacrificed Souls
    • Burning Rush
    • Soul Fire

I feel like this is foreshadowing…Runs away

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Best patch notes ever!

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:laughing: All the tough guys that have to be “hard” over a joke. :ice_cream:

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Oh it is a good thing too, Demon Hunters took too much of our souls, now it is time to take it back!

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With identity theft on the rise, free credit monitoring is a huge bonus.

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The devs put more detail into the fake Patch Notes than they do in the real patch notes lol

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I would LOVE the shell game to have more options. I really like that one and wish it would be harder or change symbol sets sometimes.

As for being able to run a Dungeon or even Raid with an AI team - yes please!!! I say that as someone with severe anxiety who would love essentially an AI tutorial mode so I can learn the dungeon mechanics and route. I panic about screwing up around real humans. If I could learn it first then group finder would be a lot less stressful. Also, if there are going to be Dungeons attached to main storyline quests and profession, an AI mode means everyone can do them. Essentially, make them scenarios as an option. It is fine if the rewards are lower level than the other Dungeon modes.

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BRING IT ON

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Yay! oh…

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I RP half-elven characters, shorter ears would be awesome for them.

I request that while in this form, they also play some of the classics like “Love Bites” and “Foolin’.”

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not as funny as years prior to ion hazzikostas being lead

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Sad but true.

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I just miss when Blizzard’s April Fools forum content would actually try to fool you into thinking that something crazy-new was coming. There would be an article or two on the front page (which I never read anymore because it looks like an ad for a new expansion or something) with some nice graphics, maybe that crabby guy would pop up everywhere, and then the patch notes, that seemed like real patch notes, not a list of very obvious “Jokes”.

Maybe its what kids these days want, I don’t know - I mean, some of it could be considered funny I guess, nothing really to comment about, especially the Mage stuff.

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it’s the soy.

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Can we also get “patch” notes for Classic

:smiley:

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/throws cheese on Tussock.

I want you to know, I logged in to an alt to do this.

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Personally I wouldn’t mind this as an option to complete Dungeon required quests without needing to group with people. They can just make it so nothing drops loot and you only get your quest reward at the end. You’ll also be grouped with 4 current lore characters to help build their characterization. Granted, I understand that dungeon required quests are to get us to queue and make LFG tool active…

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This a thing already. It’s called Humans. You can’t ask for short-eared elves, as that would blur the faction lines too much.

The Alliance is waiting for you.

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I resemble that remark.

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You. I like you.

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