[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

[Tussock-khazgoroth]

I love all the salt from all these people who post on alts.

I hope they don’t throw cheese on me

[Veranolth-sargeras (Veranolth)]

Classes

Death Knight

• New Runeforging trait: Emboss your weapon with the ability to transport you to Bolvar. You should talk to your death dad more often, my dude.
• New Death Knight travel form: Death Leopard
• Blood Death Knights may no longer select the Heartbreaker talent during the Love Is in the Air event, you monsters.
• The Bloody Runeblade Azerite trait can’t believe the news today. Runeblade, Bloody Runeblade.
• Recent alternative healer disciplines have resulted in a resurgence of Virulent Plague.

My cheeks hurt.

[Kersia-wyrmrest-accord (Kersia)]

They have discovered our greatest weakness!

[Halflan-wyrmrest-accord (Halflan)]

I just want to echo the sentiments that Mythic Shell Game would be appreciated

[Olisandra-emerald-dream]

Shadow Yeet

I guess I’m rerolling Rogue…

[Kersia-wyrmrest-accord (Kersia)]

“Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.

I actually want this. Would be cool with extra rewards! Massive match game :3

[Keelhaul-wyrmrest-accord (Keelhaul)]

Demon Hunters stole all the abilities of other classes again.

[Savagedoc-illidan]

This is quite witty :).

[Ataxarion-emerald-dream]

• First Avenger only understood a few of the references in these patch notes.
• Repentance has been renamed “Shame.” It now has 3 charges, which can be reset by ringing a bell.

April is starting off great! I can’t wait for Endgame and S8!

[Norinila-moon-guard]

Repentance has been renamed Shame!
/joy!!!

[Lockedheart-anvilmar (Lockedheart)]

Burning Rush

TBH take it.

the dmg it does is not worth the talent requried to use it.

not when melee have so many gap closers now-a-days.

[Ataxarion-emerald-dream]

Demon Hunters stole all the abilities of other classes again.

It was SOULely because there are no demons left!

[Ariiah-wyrmrest-accord (Ariiah)]

Warlock

• Warlocks are refusing to share their souls with Demon Hunters.
• Almost certainly unrelated to the above, several Warlock spells seem to have gone missing:
  • Dark Soul
  • Soul Conduit
  • Soul Strike
  • Sacrificed Souls
  • Burning Rush
  • Soul Fire
• Internal Combustion has been upgraded to electric.

Loved these xD

[Tondaleo-kiljaeden (Tondaleo)]

Blood Death Knights may no longer select the Heartbreaker talent during the Love Is in the Air event, you monsters.

lol, I love it.

[Keyás-wyrmrest-accord (Keyás)]

I can’t pick a favourite

[Shaie-silver-hand (Shaie)]

LOVE IT!!! Thank you for an awesome patch, but I DO have to wonder about this: https://www.wowhead.com/news=290952/8-2-ptr-build-30401-lightbound-undead-allied-race-void-touched-customizations-pe?webhook%2F8-2-ptr-build-30401-lightbound-undead-allied-race-void-touched-customizations-pe=

(woot, I can post links now!)

[Elledreaux-bronzebeard]

Thank you for the much needed laugh hahaha good job! This is my favourite part of the forums
Edit to add: I can’t pick my favourite one they all made me giggle

[Davrille-moon-guard]

World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

Guess Jenny is going to have a meeting about this leak.

facepalm Didn’t even notice that…

[Andros-thaurissan (Andros)]

Cringe. Wowhead put some effort into it at least…

[Dumbeldorf-stormrage (Dumbeldorf)]

Good One!