[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

[Braxtion-moon-guard (Braxtion)]

• Nobody:
• Blizzard: Druids don’t wear clothing, they just shapeshift themselves to appear like they do.

First of all, you’re not wrong.

• Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.

NOT THE

Aluneth now responds to voice commands. Examples include:

• “Aluneth, reorder my mats.”
• “Aluneth, set a timer for raid.”
• “Aluneth, play ‘Despacito.’”

Can Aluneth place Action House orders for me, too?

[Evelolyn-area-52]

Well at least you spread your cheer here on the game you despise forum.

[Waidmann-gilneas (Waidmann)]

Ok this years April 1st thread imo is way better then last years

[Vicktoria-area-52 (Vicktoria)]

Hahaha I had not gotten that

[Waidmann-gilneas (Waidmann)]

Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.

Soul of the Forest has been donated to Demon Hunters.

Darn with these 2 now I was hoping hunters could of gotten Tame Feral Druid

[Livi-spinebreaker]

Sad these have devolved into bad word puns and half hearted meme references. I’m not mad Blizz, just dissapointed.

[Neocleo-proudmoore (Neocleo)]

Rogue

• Fan of Knives is no longer suitable for displaying on your bedroom wall at your age, Randy.

(gasp) You are not my Dad! Are you?

[Sovo-barthilas]

Dampen Harm has been removed. Harm is damp enough already. You might even call it moist.

Howling. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[Naadiya-whisperwind]

Next year: Warlock is now a spec of Demon Hunter.

[Elenedhel-moon-guard]

Proudly hands you the ‘Winner of the Internet’ award; all while flipping hair

[Tilra-the-scryers (Tilra)]

XD Thanks for the laughs!

[Davrille-moon-guard]

James Brown has been donated to Demon Hunters

They cool now. And on the Good Foot.

They’re also now the hardest-working class on Azeroth.

[Revenwyn-thunderhorn]

“Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.

I actually WANT this to be a thing.

[Miliane-thunderhorn]

Hati went to live on a farm with grandpa Rexxar. We promise you, Hati is in a better place.

YOU MONSTERS. HOW DARE YOU.

[Revenwyn-thunderhorn]

After all, a 5 year old could do that.

[Skruffette-area-52 (Skruffette)]

Not bad. They’ve done better, but there were some good chuckles in there.

“Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.

I’d actually love this one.

• Riverbud is now legal in Drustvar, Stormsong Valley, and Tiragarde Sound.
• Riverbud remains illegal in Kul Tiras.

Heh heh… you tokers.

Internal Combustion has been upgraded to electric.

Clever. Of course the real upgrade would be Hydrogen Fuel Cell.

[Kenjy-bleeding-hollow]

Tiger’s Lust is now rated T for Teen.

Wow why don’t they just kill the whole class for me?

[Cailayen-moon-guard (Cailayen)]

World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

Update Notes WIP DO NOT RELEASE

April 1, 2019
General

• “Shell Game” can now be attempted on Mythic difficulty, featuring a 64x64 grid.
• Following the success of the Comp Stomp PvP Brawl, which allowed a team of AI-controller characters to battle real players in Arathi Basin, we are now allowing teams of AI characters to complete dungeons.

These two things right here. For reals y’all.

1. A larger grid game would be awesome to play.

2. Having an ai team/player available would be simply amazing. It would drastically shorten DPS queues, during healer/tank droughts when queue times are 45 minutes or more.

If you’re worried about the social aspect…why? Most dungeons are run without a single word being exchanged.

[Keronina-steamwheedle-cartel]

I’m waiting to see if an addon developer will create Findr. Anyone remember ePeen?

[Calaart-stormrage]

the warlock section kinda feels like the demonhunter joke stole their thunder.

but I assume that’s the joke in reference to legion when DH really did step on all the warlocks toes.