I can’t wait to see what side-splittingly original content Blizz comes up with this year!
…whine
Why can’t they go back to doing things like the Wisp playable class or the Starcraft “Level up as you dine” restaurant
I can’t wait to see what side-splittingly original content Blizz comes up with this year!
…whine
Why can’t they go back to doing things like the Wisp playable class or the Starcraft “Level up as you dine” restaurant
I am excited for them they gave me a hot giggle last year
What, you mean how the entirety of notes were a dig at the player base?
Last years April Fools patch notes didn’t do class changes, and I missed that. It’s my favorite part. It kind of makes me feel better about my class choice, like I’m in on the joke opposed to being the joke.
I hope they do the actual class patch notes this year. It’s all in good fun, if you can’t be a good sport about it and laugh about it then I pity you.
i hope one day they hotfix in some april fools jokes instead of just patch notes some intern will ask chatgpt to create
Think of it as not a dig at you but at everyone, it is like in comedy clubs they do not really have anything against you personally but they make fun of life
Oh, I don’t mind a roast, as long as it’s Jimmy Carr level.
Not some ChatGPT written notes as another poster stated above.
I mean I have no sense of humor so who am I to judge it, I did like them though. I also like the chatGPT posted above, especially the fel rush always going off cliffs
See, now this is actually pretty funny. And no reference to recently released Disney movies.
This made me laugh. Reminds me of the joke years ago where Barrage now pulled mobs from other dungeons and dimensions.
It’s been a while since they released Molten Core for Atari 2600, I think it’s high time they port MC to NES. Better graphics and up to 4 players with NES Satellite or Four Score adapter.
EDIT: I also remember when they teased an undead bard and had an animation of skeleton playing an instrument. I still have the SWF file of the bard but it can only be played on older computer as Flash was banned from modern OS.
Go back from what? April 1 is tomorrow. Are we now complaining about thing that are yet to happen and may never happen?
Blizzard’s April 1st patch notes: “We’ve found a way to eliminate DDOS”
Too soon?
Some of those April fools notes become real. Like the elusive pandas we can play as.
The April Fools patch notes suck now. They spiciest they get is Dad joke puns, because anything spicier is simply too taboo for modern audiences.
New playable class: Peon (or whatever is appropriate to each playable race). The ultimate group augmentation class. We’re not sure if they can play solo, players will figure this out for Blizzard.
Can only communicate with Zug Zug or Ready to Work.
All equipment slots except Chest, Waist, Bracer, and Main Hand Weapon are greyed out and unavailable.
Chest slot must be filled with a brown leather vest.
Weapon slot must be filled with an oversized 1H wood axe, construction hammer, or mining pick. Transmog is not available to Peon classes.
Class Abilities:
Build Defenses: Construct a defensive structure for ranged players to stand behind that absorbs 1 damage for every second spent building it. Every five seconds players must reposition themselves behind the barrier as it slowly collapses or lose line of sight to all targets.
Lazy Peon: The character will randomly walk to the nearest grass patch, or in the middle of the floor if no grass is available, and lie down to take a nap. Group members must use the Peon Motivator, or similar equipment, for the player to regain control of their character.
Singular Focus: Peon’s deal 1,000,000% increased damage to any target classified as a tree, wall, or mine. Developer Note: we need to go through every dungeon and raid to see if any bosses actually meet this criteria. It may be too strong.
Support Group: Peon’s will undertake any request another member of the group commands no matter how much they do not want to. Completing these tasks will improve group morale as they progress with only four contributing members.
Do they still do this? Maybe I just never pay attention. I don’t think I have seen a WoW April Fools joke since like…Warlords of Draenor. And that’s just a guess because the only WoW April Fools joke I remember is the Bard post from like…Wrath of the Lich King.
Ya that cracked me up.
I am referring to the fact that back in 2005 or 2006 (around then) they did an April Fools joke based on the Wisp being a playable character. Further, its racial trait was being able to explode.
There were whole pages dedicated to it. Thats how much effort they used to put in the April Fools jokes.
The Winds of Winter DK talent is still one of the better notes I’ve seen.