walks up to you
appears to have a flower in one hand and the other in his right pocket
How do you respond?
unzips…
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notices the orc has unzipped his pants
Whoa, nice sword man.
gets the butter
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Thanks, it’s a claymore
begins applying the butter liberally to shaft
Be careful orc traveler, you might rip your skin if you stroke it too hard.
wriggles tongue and sits down with a hot bowl of cheddar broccoli soup
Yeah, that’s why I like to get it nice and slippery first. This thing can really do some damage if it’s not handled properly.
notices your wriggling
would you like to touch it?
Hmmmm
looks at the orc and smiles
Maybe, but check out this baby.
he whips out a huge staff, throbbing with huge fel energy. It drips with green chaos goo
admires your long throbbing rod
Wow, that’s some serious lumber you’re packing. It’s amazing you were able to hide that thing under your robes, but is it supposed to be dripping that color? I’m not an expert, but you might want to get that checked out
“Mordecai just because zee Banshee Queen abdicated doesn’t mean zee restraining order isn’t still enforced”
I respond with an uppercut.
If it’s red, it’s dead.
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starts waving his arms and legs around wildly as he lies on the floor, casting a spell
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
Bro, you can’t just walk up to somebody and pop em a haymaker right in the maypole without so much as a “how do you do?”. Uncool!
stands flabbergasted at the situation with his buttery lance still in hand watching the warlock thrash on the ground
Perhaps you’d like to cross swords, monk?
thrusts his glistening longsword mere inches from the hostile monk’s face to assert his dominance