Apparently being fat makes you unable to be warlocks and paladins

Kul Tirans should not be able to be assassination or subtlety rogue, just outlaw.

Let me see that!

*takes book

But…pandas… :frowning:

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Is there any greater form of fat shaming than being unable to see any other defining characteristic for a person or their culture? :thinking:

:laughing:

They have more muscle in their pinky finger than your entire body.

false.
/10char

mostly does if you take a look at what fat people eat. the majority don’t eat correct enough to make it a stereotype :smiley:

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Haha as if anyone cares about fat shaming kid… Lose weight irl and play a better race… We win not having to look at you and your supersized pretend human :joy::joy::joy:

Zandalari Monks make perfect sense. If y’all recall, the Zandalari invaded the northwest shores of Kun-Lai before establshing themselves on the Isle Of Thunder. There’s no reason they couldn’t learn the ways of the Monk. Of all the allied races so far, they are most likely to be be Monks because of this.

No, but it does imply that they don’t eat right.

I’m going out on a limb and going to assume the reason is purely because of art resources in 90% of the cases.

You can probably make an argument for any combo - even weird ones like Tauren rogues (Tauren pirates are 100% a thing), Pandaren Warlocks (Sha Casters) etc. The problem with druids and paladins is all the extra art you need to create when unlocking one. Holy mounts. Worse… Druid forms.

Hence those two being the least common race/class combo.

What can I say, demons are shallow :stuck_out_tongue:

Are you sure? Have you not seen the Imp Mother?

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Shes on like her 5 millionth child… Have you seen her before she had kids? whistle

Yeah :frowning: I know, I’m terrible I shouldn’t mother shame. -100 internet points for me.

I’m staunchly against opening race/class combos fully. There are just some that just shouldn’t happen in my opinion. Human shaman & Orc paladins being one of them. Classes represent a part of a races cultural norms in the lore & gives us an insight into what they’re actually like outside of game mechanics & representation. There are a few exceptions to this I feel, like Draenei & Tauren rogues, every culture has thieves & people who resort to piracy, especially when we have examples of the Grimtotems & the Rangaari to give us evidence of large, organized groups of these individuals existing.

But Undead paladins? Draenei warlocks? No, thank you. While we see evidence of them existing, they are so outside of the cultural norms of the race it’s unbelievable to see so many of them running about.
ā€œBut we’re the heroes of azerothā€ No, Bob the level 1 Undead Paladin is a pleb who still gets rocked by Lord Godfrey, he isn’t the hero of anyone but masochists. Unless these race/class combos we’re unlocked through an extensive max level quest chain, or a similar idea to the original hero classes (ie; You sacrifice a level 60 character to unlock a level 58 death knight.) then I’m against it. But rogues & monks for everyone? Heck yea. Paladins for most* people? Heck yea.

My organized list of race/class combos I think are personally reasonable:

Night Elf Paladin/Shaman
Draenei Rogue
Worgen Paladin/Monk
Dwarf Druid* (I think both factions should have 1 race that can be everything. Dwarves & Trolls fit this bill.)
Tauren Rogue/Mage
Goblin Monks
Troll Paladins*
Blood Elf Druids (Yes. A sort of ā€˜dark’ druid in a way, I highly doubt Eversong is in a perpetual state of Fall due to arcane magic alone, and the Farstriders are more closely connected to nature than most other Hunters.)

Additionally, every allied race should have the same options are their core counterparts, within reason.* (No Lightforged shaman, or Nightborne shaman.)

What class was Fat B@stard from Austin Powers? When I think of Kul tirans that’s who I think of.

Did you ever think that maybe it’s the annoying accent that prevents Kul Tirans from being warlocks and paladins?

Not even kidding.

They might be ā€œbig bonedā€ but they are hollow…

ITT: Salty people who have been Haymakered in EotS