Talk about fat shaming. Kul tiran warlocks and paladins NOW
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And hooves make you unable to be a rogue.
The world isn’t fair. 
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being fat disables many options.
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it’s a shame they didn’t give zandalari warlocks.
darkspear can be every class except paladin. why not let zandalari be every class except monk? monk made 0 sense.
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you would think a fat rogue would have problems. kind of hard to be stealthy with all that extra girth. there is cow paladins, and trolls, but no humans with more than 28 BMI.
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Kul Tirans don’t worship the Light or any form of it.
Also if they did this there would be zero reason to play a Human.
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Kul Tirans have too much body mass to fuse with the light, there’s more Kul Tiran meat than there is light in Azeroth.
Now zandalari need warlocks at the cost of monks.
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Kul Tirans are fat and have diabetes they don’t have what it takes to be a paladin
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You can blame the Succubus Union for this.
They have a hard “No fat bois” rule that they will not compromise on and a warlock without a succubus is just a guy in a dress.
But seriously though, in the year of our lord 2020, why is race/class restrictions still a thing? I thought being all progressive and whatnot was the hip thing all the kiddies are doing these days?
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I’m actually in a lot of agreement with this. Of all the classes out there, monk is the one which doesn’t really make any sense whatsoever.
You could argue that a zandalari warlock would be an exile like the one in Vol’dun, which makes sense considering we see many Zandalari exiles in general. Monks though? I see no Zandalari monk NPCs whatsoever, and the idea of a zandalari holding the Celestials in high regard so that their teachings can take hold made no sense whatsoever. You could argue a warlock is pragmatic in what he does, and that his faith still remains to the loa, or that he has no faith whatsoever. But monks? Meh. No sense there.
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Im sad ill never get to make a fat guy with Archimondes armor and no pants or shirt =(
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They don’t though. There’s a Draenei Rogue follower in the Draenor garrison, Mishka is a Draenei Rogue SI:7 Agent, and there are Draenei Pirates all over the Rogue order hall.
The player is the only Draenei in the world who can’t be a Rogue.
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Paladins have to see there toes, part of the prissy prerequisite. No excuse on Warlocks though.
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Akaari Shadowgore, satyr, Grimtotem, Mishka…Blizz is just stubborn.
First of all
Yeah you need to be fit to wear 2 inch thick plate
Second of all, I feel like a kt warlock with a succubus would fit the neck beard fantasy and I want that for us
How KTs became druids I’ll never know. Druids are all about balance and yet here are these people who can’t eat a balanced meal to save their life…
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As a fat man myself, I believe this. Flinging the light and all that would be too much work. However, I do think being fat and being a warlock are fine.
Zandalari need locks.
Maghar need locks.
Kt’s need Paladins.
No Huge Human Male Palidins?
No HuHumaladins?
That just might be a reason to roll Kul Tiran.
Can Kul Tirans be druids? If so how does flight form work?
You ever tried to get into plate armor as a fatso?
Doesnt work so well…