Ok some backstory:
When I was about 8 yrs old me and my buddies were a bunch of punks. I admit we were idiots. We would terrorize people in our neighborhood with doorbell pranks and shout farting noises when people would bend over to pick up the newspaper in their drive ways; super awful I know…BUT there was this one old creepy house in a cul de sac down Norwood St that we never even DARE mess with because for as long as I was alive- sheesh even my parents knew- that this place was haunted or that some old WiTcH lived there and kids would go missing there or something.
My mom would even be like “You guys riding your bikes? Stay off Norwood…” We never trick or treated there and basically the rumor was that if you walked onto the lawn, you would get hexed and have terrible things happen in your life. The only person we knew who ever tried to mess w ThE HoUsE was this girl Shelly who went up and banged on the door and ran away. She was THE GOAT for doing it and was instantly the cool kid in school, BUT everyone was like “yo something bad is gonna happen”.
A week later Shelly’s cat died and she came to school crying and we were all at lunch in the cafeteria like “OOOOOHHH SHHHHHH NOOOO WAAAY”
From then on kids were like Infinity+1 daring each other to bang on the door or ring the doorbell and run. The house always looked empty and never had lights on; although this one moron Darren, swore he once saw a curtain move on the top floor (furthest to the right window) but Darren also said that over the previous summer he became a freediver and beat some record for holding his breath and then when we would ask him to hold his breath at recess he barely could do 30 seconds.
Well, the inevitable day came when I was razzed beyond tolerance walking home with my homies. They kept telling me I was “weaksauce” and scared and would’nt do it. They were already clowning me all week for listening to “Fireworks by Katy Perry” and so I was feeling like I needed to get some aura back…and this old WiTcH hOuSe was the way to do it.
I stopped in front staring up at this monstrosity of a creepy hizzy and just immediately felt nausea and cold sweats. I shouted “yolo” at my homies and dead@ss sprinted to the front door and tripped on this wooden porch plank and slammed into the door like a battering ram…my homies all screamed and started running away. I stood up dazed, and rang the doorbell and proceeded to run for my life in a zig zag pattern because I thought for sure tHe WiTcH was going to try to blow dart me to sleep and drag me into the place.
As I ran away, I looked over my shoulder and all I could think was, “Darren was right!” as I caught a glimpse of that top floor (all the way right) window, and there pointing at me with dark hollow eyes was the silouette of ThE WItCh. I shouted “OH NO” several times and basically ran home in a ninja coma; completely blacked out.
In the eve, at dinner, I had zero appetite. I was extremely tired and went to sleep early. That night I had a bonkers dream about being at disney world except it was dark and deserted and all the rides were broken and I was being chased by the snow white witch who was throwing dart board darts at me. I woke up in sleep paralysis and in my darked out room I could see the shadowy form of THe WitCh standing over my bed and I couldnt scream and was completely paralyzed…then I woke up for real.
Fast Forward to Today:
I have lived the past 15 years in fear of the curse coming to fruition and so far my life has been pretty good honestly until I noticed something…
EVERY TIME I RANDOMLY GET A TUESDAY OFF FROM WORK WOW HAS SOME UNEXPECTED MAINTENANCE THAT EXTENDS. OR ON RANDOM THURSDAYS OR WEDNESDAYS- SAME THING! A random maintenance ONLY on days where I’m actually free to play wow all day does this happen.
So does anyone know how to lift a curse? This curse doesnt just affect me. It affects all of you as well. Last time this happened I got in my car and pretended to go to work and suddenly the servers came back online. Im off today and same thing. Extended maintenance. The only logical conclusion is 15 years ago and that fateful day…when I went dome first into tHe WiTcHeS front door. I need help. Help me so I can help yall.
